If uncle Bobby's rheumatism's been acting up, you could always buy abalone for him in the form of a potent nutritional supplement. It may not cure the rheumatism, but it might be so stimulating to his entire system that he forgets all about the pain, and he may be back in a week or so asking you to buy abalone powder for him again, with a gleam in his eye.
There's no rule that says you can't buy abalone for the company picnic either. Sure you may have to mortgage your house to buy abalone in amounts sufficient enough to feed your entire office staff, but those few adventurous souls who actually eat it will really appreciate it. Don't let Dave in marketing say you were too cheap to buy abalone and that's why we had hotdogs and hamburgers again this year.
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